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Excited to hell and back

Posted in Ramblings with tags , , on August 2, 2008 by Milla

As most of you who might possibly have read anything about me (or my about section), you would know I hail from the mighty land of Canada. I’m from that uber liberal, pot smoking, poutine eating, highest per capita smoking, where the hottest girls you find outside of Texas city; Montreal. And in this home and native land of mine, guns are a no-no, unless of course your hunting a great moose in the vast bush. Not only that, but just holding a firearm, requires a course (two courses for hand guns) and permit. Being it that I really have my panties all in a bunch about shooting a .44 magnum (don’t ask why, I don’t know…), it’s so sexy, I decided to take the Canadian gun safety course for the use and owning of hunting rifles and after that, challenge the test of the same nature for unrestricted firearms, aka Hand guns. boooyah!

wetness no?

sexyness .44 magnum

sexyness .44 magnum

So, I’m banging out the 74$ for the class. It’s in just over a week at 8:30 am until 4ish, with the test right after. I’m bloody excited to shit! I can’t wait to get my grubby little fingers on a high-powered rifle at one of the local gun ranges.

I’m pretty sure my aim will be shit, but I’ll work on it. Just having my little permit card is cool enough for me. I can use it when I pick up hotties…just imagine…”Wanna see my guns sweetness?….No really!”. yeah, I know I’m not the Hulkster (Btw, fuck Hulk Hogan!!! I wish the sheik really could make him humble and cry like the bitch he is) or Rambo, but nonetheless. Fuck you all, sure my guns are on the underside of my arm, but as I’ve found out this past year, some people really like that.

Anyway, I’d love to do a video/photoset jacking off with said magnum. Unloaded of course, never fired. A sort of pre-baptism of sorts. Fuck, it would just be so dope. Only problem is the transportation of the firearm. It’s extremely strict, like only in your own car, on a registered path with the local police department. I have to look into that, since I don’t own a car.

Anyway, I’m excited. Soon, soon. Milla will be shooting the shit out of paper targets. Ow yeahhhh!



Hello from outerspace (or, I’ve been gone so long, I might aswell have traveled to Mars)

Posted in Ramblings with tags , , , on August 1, 2008 by Milla


I had this blog awhile back, and it went great. I even had a high point of 12, 000 + views in a single month. Simply amazing. Then, a few months later, I was offered a censorship-free blog at it’s own(ed) url. I liked posting pictures of myself naked. Sue me. Anyway, I transplanted this blog, all the posts, over 150 of them, hours of writing, tons of photos and the internet ramblings from over a few months, and lugged it all, one by one over to a new server. It was a grueling, and shitty time, as I had to resize every photo and bleh bleh. I could have been doing something more productive, like eating or sleeping.

Alas, this diatribe all leads up to this, why I am posting here, this evening. Basically the new site was great, I could post whatever I wanted. Then one day, I go to login to write about god-knows-what, and bam! My once blog has become a 403 server error message. Okay, I wait a few days, it had happened before, it lasted two days and went back up. A week goes by, not sure what going one at that point, so I give a hoot and holler over at the people that owned it (basically the people that shoot all my content). I was told it would be back up, but they were busy. They said it would have been soon. Another week goes by, and another and another. I call back, now all of a sudden they want to change everything around, a new this and add that. I said it really wasn’t necessary, and they assured me the next day, we’ll chat and it’ll go back up. Fast forward another few weeks, they’re still “busy” and here I am. Back to wordpress. This blog has been good to me, all the features and easy to use everything (I hated the whole server updating bullshit), I’m glad I’m back.

None the less, I have much to catch up on.

Like how all summer I’ve been working a minimum wage job and having a blast! Also, I got an insane sun-burn on my chest in the craziest bib shape, just over my boobs. I died my hair an awesome pink-purple and then black again. I quit smoking (for 10 days…need to quit again) and also decided to never eat fast food again. Also, no soda unless it’s a special occasion. oh, and I started working at a tiny bar a few hours a week (until the end of summer, anyway). Oh, and I might have lost my job yesterday because I was so seething with anger I demanded to leave early (my boss decided to be a pussy-cunt-mutherfucker, and I called him on it).

Anyway, tons of new stuff to talk about. No tittes here, but lots of fun other stuff. Such as; this awesome stencil art I received from a fan. I love it! and if you look closely, there’s a little word near my mouth, KILL!

Milla Monroe Stencil Fan Art

Milla Monroe Stencil Fan Art

So, I’ll see you soon (as in when it’s not who-knows-what-time-it-is-in-the-morning). Kisses and smooches,