Archive for Milla Monroe

Speaking of yesterday…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 3, 2008 by Milla

As I was looking over the blog today, I watched the ‘Barbie Girl’ over again, and remembered another ridiculous song Aqua did back when they were popular. So, I looked up ‘Lollipop’ on youtube, and alas…

No wonder, I love lollipops!

Just gotta replace the already WTF?!? lyrics with ‘I am the candy man, coming from BOOTY land’.

Good Graces!

Speaking of yesterday…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 3, 2008 by Milla

As I was looking over the blog today, I watched the ‘Barbie Girl’ over again, and remembered another ridiculous song Aqua did back when they were popular. So, I looked up ‘Lollipop’ on youtube, and alas…

No wonder, I love lollipops!

Just gotta replace the already WTF?!? lyrics with ‘I am the candy man, coming from BOOTY land’.

Good Graces!

remember this?

Posted in Ramblings with tags , , , , on January 2, 2008 by Milla

This Brought me back this morning.

I remeber being all innocent (prolly wearing pig tails and over all’s) and dancing to this song.

‘You can touch, you can play, you can say I’m always yours’

Memories…

Happy Muther-Muther New Year!

Posted in Ramblings with tags , , on January 1, 2008 by Milla

grrrrr

All the best in 08′ Britchez!

Tonight, New years

Posted in Ramblings with tags , , , on December 31, 2007 by Milla

Imagine,

I have no clue what I am doing tonight. I’ve gotten a few offers to go out to clubs and friends houses, but I’m leaning towards cracking open a bottle of wine I bought myself for Christmas (Masi..mmm) and just sit still and sip in the new year in style, quietly by my lonesome.

Last year’s new year celebrations were insane. They were terrible, actually. It was at least a good story, but man, My friend and I were sick as dog’s for days following. What happened is this, around 10 pm, another foreign friend, here from Germany, invited us to a house party. We figured fuck it! and Left our Barfly stools (Opps!) and started walking. Now, we were downtown and the party was in a far neighborhood, which would be about a 20 minute drive. After a few minute of walking down St-Laurent and trying to hail a cab, failing miserably, it started to hail. It was raining, hailing, and mass slush puddles could not be avoided. Mind you, we were not dressed for this at all, cute shoes…short skirts and little blazers. Yet, me persisted, and kept walking on, determined to get to this party. Every cab that went by already had fare in the back and our motivation started to flounder, but we kept walking. Before we knew it we had walked for over an hour and were really far from home. Mind you, at this point we were near deathly cold, wet, our shoes soaked in ice water, with no piece of clothing on our bodies dry. But, we walked…we were determined…or just fucking insane. Of course…the stroke of midnight hits as were waiting in a bus shelter, having given up our journey and not being able to find a taxi. The Bus came after what seemed like forever and we went home, changed and passed the fuck out.

It was one of the best nights of my life.

We never got to where we were going, but we had fun despite all the environmental drawbacks.

So, this year, I’m planning a quiet evening with me, myself and I and my good red friend MASI.

A Funny picture

Posted in Ramblings with tags , , , on December 30, 2007 by Milla

Here’s a picture that still makes me giggle. It from back when I obsessively made my hair up every morning and died it all the crazy colors of the rainbow’s without a second thought.

It’s titled ‘I bite’ and the toy…is now retired (insert evil thoughts here…mwhahaha)

Jube-Jube

no time for some time

Posted in Ramblings with tags , , , on December 28, 2007 by Milla

Busy, Busy, Busy.

Funnily, I’ve been busy as hell sleeping. Oh yes, I’ve been partaking in the wonders of shut eye. I had a crazy dream. Indeed. It involved a cute asian girl saying:

‘I make penis Sushi with pussy’.

Weird. sushi